I bet you’ve had that moment where you’re trying to explain a very specific money situation to someone, and there’s just… no word for it.
Like when your mate asks why you’re eating cereal for dinner on the 28th of the month.
Or when you need to describe that weird guilt you feel spending £4 on a coffee but you’ll happily blow £200 on a “spontaneous” ASOS order at 2am.
The English language has failed us.
So I decided to fix this.
Here are 30 made-up British money words that should absolutely be in the dictionary.